Discussions on the future; Or: I is living in the future

Bryce says: maybe for you because you're in the future; over here its still November 17 1985
Tim says: yeah its like 2130 here
we are watching the elections between George bush Jr's head in a jar and a sexbot that looks like Bill Clinton
Bryce says: That's one sexbot you can really jam your economy into
Tim says: they are really fighting for Robot vs Wade - the rights of robots to adopt human children. Its a big issue because human babies can be liquefied into alternative robot fuel
Bryce says: can robots there have jobs, bank accounts, houses etc?
Tim says: they can have jobs but most do not pay enough for a full house. They must settle for shitty apartments like all the rest of us. They can open bank accounts but most have built in ass safes so they don't need to.
Bryce says: Is there any fear over robots taking over all the jobs at a lesser pay, much like Mexicans? Oh god... are Mexicans robots?
Tim says: Although it does happen, nobody fears it. They have accepted it. Mexicans are in fact robots. They are the Honda 1.0s reprogrammed to speak Spanish. But a common fault in the voice activator makes their Spanish somewhat garbled
Bryce says: That is scary. robots would have the ability of telepathy due to wireless technology. they could be plotting against you- binary stylez